Thank you so much for demolishing the United Skates of America to make room for your Cornerstone Disaster. That roller rink represented my burgeoning inability to get laid, circa 1980. I think it was the Husky jeans. Anyways, I thought I'd drop you a line to say that WE TRUST YOU AS FAR AS WE CAN THROW YOU.
I don't know who tapped you as spokescreature, but it's time to pass the torch.
Best Wishes. It's racist to call Lillian Green sad. Just because she's black. Not all African-Americans are sad, you know. "No, You're Sad!"
"No, You're Sad!"
"No, You're Sad, Marty!
"No, You're Sad, Lillian!
